Warning: The Internet is about to fizzle!

Okay, now that even I have signed up for a blog, it is apparent that the Internet is no longer cool or will probably shut down. My last foray into cutting edge trends did not go so well; In the summer of 2000, I converted my 401k from a well-balanced portfolio to heavily biased with tech stocks. Those dot-coms were it man, and I was finally getting in on the action! You can imagine how much I was drinking by that New Year's Eve.